McDonald's

I'm not sure what's funnier: the fact that when both my kids refer to McDonald's, they call it Old MacDonald's or the fact that we don't correct them, thereby ensuring them future mockery by their friends.

Or maybe just the word mockery. That's kinda funny, too. Mockery. Heh.

Liquid

As crazy as he can be at times, I have to admit that my 4-year-old is a very courteous host. Lately, whenever we sit down to eat, he always politely asks us if we would like some "liquid" with our meal. That's what he actually says. Liquid. Where do they get these things? I've been tempted to answer something snarky like nitroglycerin, but there's a small part of me that's afraid he'd actually figure out a way to get me some.

Breakfast Orders

The 4-year-old just took our breakfast orders. He's been in the kitchen for 10 minutes now, banging on pans. We ordered toast. Should we be concerned?

New Boarders

Hmmmm ... methinks the 4-year-old has been having some unsupervised fun with Netflix recently. That or we've taken on new boarders. If the latter then Yobc,kmcbsggg and Ohyvmjghliysf better start paying me some rent. Or at least chip in for the Netflix bill.