Scooters

These randomly discarded rental scooters everywhere are turning all of L.A. into my backyard.

Healthy

I'm starting to eat more healthy ... now whenever I get an ice cream sandwich I ask for it to be lettuce wrapped.

YouTubes

My 8-year-old has become addicted to those annoying YouTube channels where he watches someone play a video game and they incessantly talk the whole time. Now, directly because of this, when he himself plays a video game he feels the need to narrate everything he does as if he also has his own imaginary YouTube channel. And this isn't annoying at all.

Rollecoaster

My 8-year-old just told me he found some POV rollercoaster videos on YouTube and I told him he wasn’t tall enough to watch them. He was not amused.

Oldies

My 13-year-old daughter just told me she loves oldies music and I thought oh, cool, like doo-wop, but then she said she made a playlist on her phone with “like, you know, songs from the ‘80s.” Uh, yeah.