The Mailman

So it seems the 4-year-old doesn't quite get the whole mailman thing. Whenever he asks us for some sort of expensive toy and we tell him he has to wait until his birthday or Christmas, he always threatens to go over our heads and ask the mailman to get it for him. Apparently he thinks all the packages we've been receiving over the last several years have actually been gifts from our extremely generous mail carrier. Uh, yeah no, son, our mailman is not a disciple of Santa Claus.