Friday, April 10, 2015

Pretty Please

An open letter to my 4-year-old: I'm not sure what kind of wackado ice cream place you frequent, but when begging for something, I can say without a doubt that you're never going to convince me (or anyone else I imagine) to change my mind when you yell, "Please, please, pretty please with ice cream and sugar and hot fudge and guacamole on top!" You're just not. So stop it. You're grossing me out every time you say it.

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