Business

So we were at Five Guys today eating lunch when my 5-year-old suddenly gets up and walks over to a girl sitting by herself. He talked to her for a solid minute as we watched, very curious as to what he was up to. When he eventually strolled back, I asked him what he said to her and he said, I kid you not, that it was none of my business. That night, after he went to bed, I seriously considered checking his shorts pockets for a phone number.