MY 6-YEAR-OLD: (through the door) Dad! What are you doing in there?!
ME: (sarcastic) Um, I don't know ... what do people usually do in the bathroom?
MY 6-YEAR-OLD: Are you almost done?!
ME: I don't know. Don't rush me.
MY 6-YEAR-OLD: Ugh! How many poops you have left?!
ME: (after a beat) How many ... ? Uh, let me count. Seven.
MY 6-YEAR-OLD: (shocked) SEVEN?!
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