My wife is a stay at home mom, which means, among many other things, the kids spend a lot more time with her than with me. And that also means when they want something, 90% of the time they're asking her for it and, directly because of that, 99.9% of the conversations I have with them, I kid you not, begin like this:
KID: Hey Mom?
ME: I'm Dad.
KID: I mean Dad.
ME: I'm Dad.
KID: I mean Dad.
Yep, to them I am not simply "Dad." I am "MomIMeanDad."
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