Batteries Not Included

Out of all the frustrating things my 7-year-old has done since arriving on this planet, I’d have to say that constantly taking all the batteries out of all the remotes has to be pretty close to the top of the list. That’s just evil. It’s okay though, I’ll just add it to the list of things I’ll do to him when he gets older and moves into his own place. Just you wait, kiddo, just you wait [insert maniacal laugh here].