Carrots

Sometimes my brain wakes me up in the middle of the night with the most idiotic thoughts. For example, last night's thought was that carrots should be measured in "diamonds." Like, "Look at the size of that carrot ... it's huge, it must at least be a 24 diamond carrot. It'll easily win the blue ribbon at the State Fair this year." Actually, it probably should be spelled a little differently. Like "diamenz." It's nice to know this is the kind of thing my brain is working hard on while I'm sleeping at night and then deems worthy to wake me up for. Maybe that's why it's so hard for me to get out of bed every morning.