The Dark Side

By request, we recently purchased the 6-year-old a new set of Star Wars themed bedsheets. I have to confess that when he picked out ones that were emblazoned with Darth Vader and Storm Troopers, this caused me some concern that he may be aligning himself with the dark side, but all those worries were laid to rest last night when, while being all tucked into bed, he started to giggle maniacally and said, "I just farted on Darth Vader." I mean, really ... that's cold. The dude already has breathing problems.