Toes

I noticed my 6-year-old looking very intently at his toes. After a moment he asked if I could stick my middle toe up by itself and I told him I didn't think I could. He then asked me if doing so was like saying a swear word like it is when you do it with your middle finger. Yes, son ... never, ever flip your middle toe at anyone. Except maybe if someone cuts you off in traffic.