While I’m laying with with my 7-year-old at bedtime, he will often dispense tiny pearls of wisdom right before he turns over and falls asleep. I give you last night’s ...
7-YEAR-OLD: Dad?
ME: Yeah?
7-YEAR-OLD: Sometimes my farts are silent, but deadly.
ME: Yeah.
ME: Yeah?
7-YEAR-OLD: Sometimes my farts are silent, but deadly.
ME: Yeah.
I think he was having an off-night.
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